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Everything is sorted in my memories and can be found here. Please note, not everything I have written have been fanfic, but everything has a disclaimer at the top.

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Strangers Meet

Title: Strangers Meet
Pairings: None, it's totally G
Appropriate Ratings: G
Disclaimers: None, this is my story, my characters, my imagination, all mine. If you see any of this anywhere, let me know because I will be extremely pissed off, this is MINE.
Short Summary: A short story of someone who discovers a new people. It's just a snippit, something I was thinking of and had to get down, it's kinda cute really.
Word Count: 898 (As per Microsoft Office 2013 Word Count)


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Kittenhood, Prompt Chart

So what would have happened in "Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered" when Dru said "Your face is a poem" and "How do you feel about eternal life?".... What if Xander doesn't get "rescued" as it were? What if Xander was turned, then and there? I got a prompt chart by AO3 user xanderslasher  and it's a doozy, I hope y'all are in for a little dark vampire lovin' and for another roller coaster ride! It's going to start Dru/Xander, but will primarily be a Xander/Spike/Angelus, shall we see how the boys play together?



1.       Darkness 2.       Snow 3.       Whiskey 4.       Books 5.
6.       Secrets 7.       Candle 8.       Blood 9.       Light 10.
11.   Empty 12.   Cross 13.   Key 14.   Creative 15.
16.   Silence 17.   Bar 18.   Dance 19.   Chess 20.
21.   Garage 22.   Voyeur 23.   Warrant 24.   Reflection 25.
26.   Timing 27.   Note 28.   Stars 29.   Past 30.   Strength
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Prompt Chart, Puppy Love 2 - Ensnared

So this is the prompt chart, please be aware, that I flip and fiddle with the prompt chart constantly, until I've actually written the corresponding chapter, so don't take this prompt chart to be finalized until there is a link to a chapter for each prompt.

Rest of 'verse is here, including beginning and absolute end Puppy Love



1. Bacon Grease 2. Steel 3. Cocktail 4. Five Cent 5. Ribbon
6. Spruce 7. Spaniel 8. The Queen 9. Hood 10.
11. Boots 12. Snowman 13. Sand 14. Paint 15.
16. Collar 17. Sleep Mask 18. Airplane 19. Security 20.
21. Cruise 22. Puppy 23. Brown 24. Pink 25.
26. Buns 27. Turkey 28. Police 29. Drunk 30. Card


Hope you all have fun dreaming and coming up with fun stuff, and then reading and calming down that my fun stuff isn't your fun stuff *Laughs* My muse, she is crazy. So here's hoping I can do this again!

Puppy Love - Ensnared, my newest WIP!
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Help Needed

Hey guys, do you all remember Puppy Love? Well, I want to write a sequel, but I realize I wrote the first one on a series of prompts, off a prompt chart specifically, so I need help again.

I need another prompt chart, just like my first one, but this time I want twenty five prompts and five blank spots for me to put in my own prompts. Remember, I shuffle prompts around to suit the story best, but I do use the prompts, just not in ways that you imagine or expect usually. So, anyone want to make me a thirty count prompt chart? Twenty five you write, five you leave to me. Please comment or e-mail that you want to volunteer, you'll get first dibs on chapters as they're written instead of as they're posted, and you'll get continued contact with the author about how the story is going.

As for when this sequel will be situated, I don't know, the prompts will tell me, and the prompts may spread over centuries, so who knows, right?

So please, please please, help help help. hawk_soaring You helped me last time, do you want to help again?
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Truth Denied - The Hooded Man

Title: Truth Denied - The Hooded Man
Pairings: Spander
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 overall but this chapter... hard R (Yes, I wrote a little snippet, I wonder if anyone is interested?)
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I'm done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: After the boys have bonded, there's still a need that must be met, can they do it, together? (Yes you need to have been immersed in the rest of the Truth Denied universe for this to make sense, yes, this is Spander)
Word Count: 1262 (As per Microsoft Office 2013 Word Count)
Beta: realtsunamigirl but I edit afterwards, so all errors are mine and mine alone.
X-posted to: perverted_pages, bloodclaim, sxandviolence, spanderslash, darker_vault, sickchicks, btvsatsdotcom, darker_spike, spike_fics, spike_xander, xander_slash, i_need_a_parrot, nekid_spike
Archived Outside LJ At: adult-fanfiction.org and The Spander Files



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Truth Denied Epilogue

Title: Truth Denied Epilogue
Pairings: Spander
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 overall but this chapter... NC-17 (wrapping it up!)
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I'm done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: About five years post NFA, Xander needs a job, like, NOW! And runs into someone he knows where he'd least expect it.
Word Count: 1529 (As per Microsoft Office 2013 Word Count)
Beta: realtsunamigirl but I edit afterwards, so all errors are mine and mine alone.
X-posted to: perverted_pages, bloodclaim, sxandviolence, spanderslash, darker_vault, sickchicks, btvsatsdotcom, darker_spike, spike_fics, spike_xander, xander_slash, i_need_a_parrot, nekid_spike
Archived Outside LJ At: adult-fanfiction.org and The Spander Files



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Truth Denied 62/62

Title: Truth Denied 62/62
Pairings: Spander
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 overall but this chapter... PG-13 (Dealing with some things… hrm)
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I'm done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: About five years post NFA, Xander needs a job, like, NOW! And runs into someone he knows where he'd least expect it.
Word Count: 2678 (As per Microsoft Office 2013 Word Count)
Beta: realtsunamigirl but I edit afterwards, so all errors are mine and mine alone.
X-posted to: perverted_pages, bloodclaim, sxandviolence, spanderslash, darker_vault, sickchicks, btvsatsdotcom, darker_spike, spike_fics, spike_xander, xander_slash, i_need_a_parrot, nekid_spike
Archived Outside LJ At: adult-fanfiction.org and The Spander Files



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Truth Denied 61/62

Title: Truth Denied 61/62
Pairings: Spander (*POINTS POINTS POINTS* SMUT!!!! MORE SMUT!!!)
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 overall but this chapter... NC-17 (You know why, if you don’t, then you really shouldn’t be reading this book at all)
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I'm done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: About five years post NFA, Xander needs a job, like, NOW! And runs into someone he knows where he'd least expect it.
Word Count: 1854 (As per Microsoft Office 2013 Word Count)
Beta: realtsunamigirl but I edit afterwards, so all errors are mine and mine alone.
X-posted to: perverted_pages, bloodclaim, sxandviolence, spanderslash, darker_vault, sickchicks, btvsatsdotcom, darker_spike, spike_fics, spike_xander, xander_slash, i_need_a_parrot, nekid_spike
Archived Outside LJ At: adult-fanfiction.org and The Spander Files



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